Ice creamland

The way kids think:

Josiah: Mom...Ice creamland is under the bottom of the earth right? (pointing down)

Mom: Well, there is no such place as ice creamland honey...I wish there were...I'd like to live there...

Josiah: Yes there is mommy it's at the bottom of the earth...I know it...

Mom: No...there is a place called Iceland and land at the bottom of the earth that is covered in ice. Is that what you are talking about?

Josiah: Yeah...Ice creamland...that's what I said!

I'm thinking to myself...has this kid possibly ever seen goonies? :) Ice creamland does sound a lot more interesting than iceland...don'tcha think?